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Post by luzgun on Jun 6, 2009 4:44:05 GMT -5
...Sentry saps you Continue my idea Post anything but, it should sounds like: ...sandvich eats you or ...TV watches you I think you got what i mean  In Soviet Russia homicide assists you In Soviet Russia gun touches you In Soviet Russia PS3 plays you In Soviet Russia vodka drinks you... |
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Post by totmcsentry on Jun 6, 2009 18:51:44 GMT -5
in soviet Russia eggs scramble your brain
in soviet Russia you get driven by cars
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Post by VpR_KiLL-eM-ALL on Jun 6, 2009 22:21:30 GMT -5
 ;D From family guy: (GPS) English: Turn left on fork road here. Russia: In Soviet Russia, road forks you! LOLOL |
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Post by matt on Jun 8, 2009 11:41:11 GMT -5
In Soviet Russia, Ubers medic you ;D
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Post by totluzgun on Jun 8, 2009 11:43:13 GMT -5
In Soviet Russia Stikies throws you
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Post by from on Jun 8, 2009 12:03:50 GMT -5
lol in germany there r only chuck norris jokes  |
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Post by totmcsentry on Jun 9, 2009 17:54:46 GMT -5
but chuck norris is an Americain
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Post by Buffa on Jun 10, 2009 14:32:25 GMT -5
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
ENJOY
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Post by invader on Jun 12, 2009 19:09:18 GMT -5
In russia, chicken eats you!
In Russia, guitar plays YOU!
In russia, movies illegally download YOU!
In russia, apendix removes you!
in russia, momma says your so fat
lol
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Post by matt on Jun 13, 2009 3:39:34 GMT -5
When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the world down
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
Those are the best ones i could find lol
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Post by murderinz on Jun 23, 2009 16:48:06 GMT -5
in germany also your mom jokes (youtube):
your mom is so fat, her blood group is nutella
your mom is so fat, when she fall from the bed, she fall from both sites
your mom is so fat, she was in a restaurant, watches the menu and say i take it
your mom phones me, u should go home to shave her back
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(sorry for bad english)
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